Over 102967

Lobster Demotivational Poster

COURAGEOUS - Was the first person to look at this bug and think "I bet that's Yummy"

TAGS: courage lobster
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by desertdog1975

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:23 pm
Less "courageous" and more "starving and desperate". European famines were the source of most "high class" foods being discovered, not by the rich, but by the poor who were literally desperate enough to eat anything and find out if it killed them later.
MercAlert - February 28, 2012, 7:25 pm
Lobsters were originally served as prison food in Maine.
Sho - February 19, 2012, 8:59 am
Mu5t have been a one hungry bastard
Reality Lord - February 19, 2012, 8:55 am

early ...morning...coffee....spray...monitor.....damn ...you .....lolzzzzzzzz. epic 5L


CAT VS LOBSTERS - A fight so epic it will end in disaster and all you can do is blame yourself

TAGS: cat vs lobsters animals disaster fight
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 9:16 am
Thank you for correcting
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:53 am
I realize that I am the last person to correct anyone BUT... they are crawfish.


TAGS: lobsters angry
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by MB

Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 7:10 pm
Timmies, man. Its the Timmies. Anyway, the rating seems to be pretty high now.
Cheese4Jesus - November 7, 2009, 7:07 pm
thanx! I was thinking the sme thing- who are these f**kers leaving me two f**king lions?
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
That's funny as shit! Where did all these twos come from? 5/5 because this AT LEAST deserves a three, if only for the expression on that guy's face.

Parallel Universe -



TAGS: lobster
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:43 pm

TRENDS - Some Are Best Left Unfollowed

PROPHET - You don't have to be one, to tell this isn't going to end well...

TAGS: lobster girl lady bad idea
Rating: 1.69/5
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:33 pm
1L for anonymous post, and no extra L for thinking that lobster and a cute girl can end poorly. Now if it was crabs, perhaps you'd have a point.

Knights -

TAGS: lobster dragon knight
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

EmilioDumphque - March 4, 2014, 3:25 am
"Team woik, team woik, dats what counts!"

Lobster Man -

The Oceans Cockroach -

TAGS: lobsters oceans cockroach
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:31 am
you had me searching Roach Recipes for 20mins... with little luck... but Butter and Garlic rarely a bad choice.. justsay'n
MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:14 am
Maybe but does a land cockroach taste as good slathered in garlic butter?

TRUST - It's wasted on the.... HERMIT CRAB

barnacles -

LOBSTER - Since when is a giant bottom-feeding mudbug considered 'fine dining'?

TAGS: lobster food seafood shellfish
Rating: 2.7/5
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:08 am
It sticks to magnet. Magnet made of steel. Lobster's got a beak.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 2:14 am
Since the invention of melted butter.